Finally, Anna's becoming a real athlete. Galloping into the dog eat dog world of Beer Pong. It's not called "beirut" you dumb fucks. Why? Because thats a stupid ass name. Here's Anna playing Beer Pong on Jimmy Fallon's late night show, I have no idea what its called. But apparently he's played Serena Williams as well as you can see the Leaderboard in the pictures.

Anyway, Anna is hot. Now she can use her looks as a distraction to the opposing team. I know when I play thats my main weapon, other than my flawless targeting and vicious strategerie.

I dont know when Anna stopped playing Tennis and I don't really care. Quite frankly I thought she died and then came back in the form of Maria Sharapova. But I'm glad she's on my radar again.

I have very little respect for Rihanna, and its not just because she can be seen wearing something that looks like a mix between Aquaman's costume and a an oversized snuggie.  It's because she picked on that poor Chris Brown.  Apparently she thought the Patriot Act applied to her going through Chris Brown's phone texts an emails.  Chris Brown's a little bitch too for actually beating a woman.

You're only supposed to act like you'll choke a bitch, not actually do it.  A real man uses fear as his weapon.

I can't stand this holier than-thou little fuck.  I swear  a sex tape of Tebow with a few Jewish-Phillipino midgets, a mongoose, a set of left handed golf clubs covered in maple syrup, and every animal on the endangered species list ALL involved in an orgy at the altar of a church will surface soon.  I've had it with this fucking asshole and his stupid face all over my television.

So it turns out he finally figured our he was absolute garbage at QB and wants to raise his draft stock anyway he can:

Whether he can effectively overhaul his pitcher-like, long delivery remains a big question that has left the vast majority of evaluators skeptical, but he left no questions about his intelligence, determination or intangibles, carrying himself like a pro’s pro. And some evaluators were quietly enthused about his potential as an H-back after leaping 38 1/2 inches, clocking in the low 4.7s in the 40-yard dash and producing a blistering 6.66-second 3-cone time. –Nolan Nawrocki, PFW/Yahoo!

Tebow is the epitome of when you walk into a party or a bar and look at a girl, and OMG she's fucking hot.  You look at her legs and they look firm, smooth and ready for you to get on that.  You keep raising your eye level and it still looks good, great ass, thin waist, full rack and then you get to the face and FUCK THAT NOISE, the entire fantasy is out the window.

Tebow is that girl thats got it all except the face.  For me, the face is the dealmaker/breaker its the one facet of women that I give zero wiggle room with.  What is the dealbreaker with QB's?  Could it be throwing the fucking ball?  So what do you call a quarterback that can do it all except fucking throw?  You'd call that Ryan Leaf.  The major difference between Tebow and this hypothetical Butterface girl is that you can't put a bag/pillow case over Tebow's arm.  So I guess technically, Tebow is fucking useless.


Tebow is crap, but I'd love to see him give running back a shot.  I haven't seen a white guy running back in a while.  I'd love to watch Ray Lewis knock that little assclown on his back.  Fuck you Tebow, asshole.

I thought that was a compelling enough headline to get people to find out why.  I'll be short and sweet, a fight broke out in women's basketball.

Thoughts: First off, I thought Anderson Varejao was on the Cavs, not on Baylor's women's "basketball" team.  Second, this is a damn shame and could prove incredibly costly for this "girl" that threw the punch.  Does she have any idea how much her WNBA draft stock is going to fall now?  The way things stand she could lose anywhere from 34 to 47 dollars worth of signing bonus.


I love how the coaches are super disappointed at this incident.  In truth, that press conference wouldn't have really been on TV without the incident.  Get off your moral donkeys and realize that if your nappy headed ho's did that shit more often people may be more inclined to watch your shitty displays.


The reason I don't watch women's sports is this: They blow, but that reason aside, there is no fire in women when they carry out most of these "sports."  They'll smack someone or knock someone over and immediately apologize for like 5 minutes.  Thats just pussy shit, rivalries sell tickets, not apologies or hugs.  If I really wanted women to be nice to each other I'd watch porn nope, nothing better, I'd watch porn.  And even then, porn where girls are nice to each other is only watchable because they are naked, after a while I need them to mix it up and start slapping each other.

According to TMZ, Rachel Paris is suing the team and their GM Bob Murray because she claims he:

went into a "fit of rage" after the Ducks lost to the Detroit Red Wings last year.

According to the lawsuit, filed Tuesday in Michigan, Murray "picked up a high back chair and struck [Rachel] thereby knocking [Rachel] to the ground."

Rachel claims the Ducks are on the hook because "they had a duty to ensure that proper measures and protocols were in place to help curtail Bob Murray's violent and aggressive nature."

Rachel, who says she was working as a TV broadcast stage manager at the time, also claims she suffered "severe bodily injuries." She's demanding more than $75,000 in damages.

Ok, I have to be careful here because I don't want bitches emailing me about how I'm insensitive again.  I don't know about anyone else but I'm ready to give Bob Murray a pass here.  We all know what it feels like for our sports team to lose on some bullshit call or some wonder play that happens once every 100 billion years.  I get it, sometimes that leads you to throw a 5 dollar footlong at the screen, or maybe even verbally or racially abuse the other team on your facebook status...

This guy is the GM, he was pissed so he smacked a ho.  Whats wrong with that?  When did beating women as result of sports rage become a crime?  I thought it was legal as long as we used a stick no thicker than their thighs?  That promotes good health, ensures thinner thighs around the world and a sense of fear when shit isn't going our way.  I think its a wonderful idea and congress is so fucked up right now that I might get a bill through.

I don't condone women beating clearly, unless its specifically because of a sports related incident.  But 75,000 dollars for this shit?  Can I just walk around and get my ass kicked by GM's for a living?  Anytime a bitch gets beaten or knocked up its like winning the fucking lottery these days.  I miss the fucking 50's when a bitch would get pregnant and accidentally take a tumble down the stairs or she forgot to beer me with my sandwich so a backhand would ensue, good times.  This new-agy bullshit sucks.  You give women rights and its like giving a mouse a fucking cookie, they always want more...